Wednesday, May 15th, 2013
Price: no money allowed
PEDAL IS BROKEN but other than that it’s in pretty good shape for the age. It’s one speed right now as the cable broke and I haven’t replaced it. That one gear is fine for mild hills and flat land. Here’s the deal. I’ve had this bike for a long time and it’s great. It looks great and people always comment on it where ever I go, but I broke the pedal and I bought a regular road bike for getting around instead of fixing it. Local bike shop said they’d fix the pedal for $60 and since I bought it about 3 years ago for $150, it’s a steal right now for what I want to trade for it. It’s also got a bell that goes ding.
*I’m looking for something really weird. I don’t know what. I’m going to have a bbq with my friends and I’m going to give this bike to whoever offers the strangest/funnest trade for it. Tell your friends to help you. I don’t care. No money allowed.
This is what I’m talking about. offer me something along these lines.
–you will dress up as a chicken and recite a poem that you wrote for this bike in an English accent and iambic pentameter
–you will wear a bikini (regardless of the weather) with your skin painted purple and offer me three compliments, 2 legit, 1 a lie.
–you will be my personal servant for 2 full minutes as long as long as i ask in “Simon says” format. If you do something I ask with out the “Simon says” format, we start over.
–you will yell at anything I ask you to yell at for 1 full minute, but then immediately apologize so as to not offend anyone for another full minute.
–you will paint a portrait of everyone at my bbq with your feet in mustard and ketchup. (you must provide the mustard and ketchup as well as canvas and brushes)
–you will act out your favorite song as though the lyrics were scripted directions in your underwear but not like “sexy underwear”… like old person underwear.