An essay on Hobbies

By Mijail Benitez

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Hobbies. At first glance Hobbies may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Hobbies is rarely given rational consideration by so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Hobbies demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Hobbies. I haven’t. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Hobbies. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, a lovely model.

Housing
Prices

Hobbies

What a splendid graph. Of course housing prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Hobbies.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing pre and post war views of Hobbies.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Woodpecker 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Hobbies. It speaks volumes. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

In my opinion Hobbies has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability and is a joy to behold.

I will leave the last word to the famous Demi Clooney: 'You win some, you loose some, but Hobbies wins most often.' [3]


[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your Hobbies - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing