{"id":155,"date":"2015-03-06T16:39:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-07T00:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/?p=155"},"modified":"2019-03-05T20:30:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-06T04:30:49","slug":"showering-is-a-bore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/2015\/03\/showering-is-a-bore\/","title":{"rendered":"Showering is a Bore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Showering is such a bore.<\/p>\n<p>It takes so long, and then it takes even longer to get yourself ready afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>Why do people shower so much?<\/p>\n<p>I probably smell fine, and I haven&#8217;t showered since Monday.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s overrated.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s wasteful.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s too much effort.<\/p>\n<p>And then you have to clean the shower. Why do I have to clean something I clean\u00a0myself in?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s better if I just use it less. Then I have to clean it less. Logic.<\/p>\n<p>In India I didn&#8217;t shower.<\/p>\n<p>In India I used a bucket to dump water on my head sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>In India it was ok to have greasy hair and oily skin.<\/p>\n<p>America has impossible standards for personal hygiene.<\/p>\n<p>Showering is such a bore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Showering is such a bore. It takes so long, and then it takes even longer to get yourself ready afterwards. Why do people shower so much? I probably smell fine, and I haven&#8217;t showered since Monday. It&#8217;s overrated. It&#8217;s wasteful. It&#8217;s too much effort. And then you have to clean the shower. Why do I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48],"tags":[16,18,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":396,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/depts.washington.edu\/chidint\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}